65 MPH Bikini Top Remover……………….

(h/t matt ross @ http://conservativehideout.com/)

 

http://gizmodo.com/the-world-s-tallest-waterslide-better-end-in-the-world-1467340805

“The current tallest waterslide in the world is Brazil’s Insano, standing 134.5 feet high, with riders hitting speeds of 62.5 mph. The Meg-a-Blaster should go a little faster and, with a second hill at the bottom and my lack of a physics degree leaving me flummoxed, I can’t see how people won’t go flying off the end of the flume and into the sunset”

Yes, my first thought was about bikini tops flying off……….

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