Rule Five: The Farmer’s Daughter

I attended a local JC my first year after high school and for those couple of summers I worked for a local farmer, “Farmer Dave.”


Farmer Dave was an older farmer, probably just around 60 at that time and he had ceased being a big time farmer a few years previous.  When I worked with him he sold eggs and insurance, at anytime had 10 calves and 20 steers, 20 acres of hay and 40 acres of corn.  He rented out the rest of the acreage that he had and was doing pretty well for himself.  He sold a lot of hay and most of the corn we ground and fed to the cattle.

One can always look back in life and with a fogged memory, misremember how things were, but even at the time I was working for Farmer Dave, I knew that doing that job was going to be one of the best jobs of my life.  It was hard work but not brutal, always kept busy so 8-9 hours a day went by quickly, plenty of interesting challenges, but the best part of the job was…………………..


The Farmer’s Daughter !!!!

Farmer Dave had 5 daughters that had about 20 years between the first and last.  There was about 8 years between the last two.  Julie, the youngest, was a year older than me and the same age as my older sister so I knew her from growing up and attending the same grade school, high school and church. (Small town !!)

A very pretty girl, 5’6″, 125 pounds, long blonde hair, classic Scandinavian features.

I had too much going on in my head the first summer and really didn’t pay too much attention to Julie or have any thoughts about her, but the second summer was different.  The first summer I think Julie spent most her her time going to work with her mother (high school librarian) but the second summer she was seemed to be home most of the time.


One thing Julie did do,was drive the tractor when I baled hay !!!


She would wear a pair of “Daisy Dukes” and a 1980’s string bikini top !!!!


Western 08

When you drive the tractor for baling, you sit sideways and watch the hay get taken in which meant that every time I looked forward, WHAT A VIEW !!  Yeah, she knew I was looking.

How do I know?  She told me.  I was pretty sure that she was not seeing anyone at the time and halfway through the summer I took a chance and asked her out and she said “yes.”  We went out about 5-6 times, went swimming, to the movies, nothing too serious but I was really glad we spent some time together that summer.



She still lives in the little town we grew up in and I see her 4-5 times a year at events. (Still looks pretty darn good!!)



Rule 5 : Maria Conchita Alonso (NSFW)

We dropped cable/dish services back around 2012.

Really don’t miss it much. Signed up for Netflix and it fills the need for watching TV along with checking out DVDs at the local library. Quite frankly, the family should do less “sitting around watching TV activity.”

So, I also just signed up for Hulu to add a little more variety to the programming.

One of the first movies that popped up and that I watched was “The Running Man.”

A decent 80’s schlock movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

But better yet, co-starring Maria Conchita Alonso !!!!




Oh what a pretty lady !!




Reminds me a bit of The Knack’s  “My Sharona”  album cover.




It would appear that Maria did a shoot for Mexican Playboy and I suspect this was from that.




Probably from the Mexican Playboy shoot as well.

Really glad she did not have a boob job !!

Literally the only lingerie photo I could find.




There’s a double standard with people accepting aging people, for men it is seen as being “distinguished” and it’s less accepted for aging women.  I personally don’t mind many aging women.  Maria is a couple of years older than I am and I think that she has aged well.  Yes, I know there is some makeup involved but I still think she looks HOT !!




Because I promised something NSFW !

I learned a few things while putting this post together.

  1.     There are a fair number of Maria’s photos on sites devoted to “Feet”.
  2.     Maria does not have a problem going out in public bra-less.
  3.      Despite an very large film bibliography and acting career,  I had a hard time               finding a lot of quality photos.




STOP USING PAYPAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PayPal is just plain EVIL like Google, Twitter, Apple, Facebook, YouTube and most other giant tech entities.


PayPal CEO Dan Schulman admitted during an interview with the Wall Street Journal that PayPal works with the far-left Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) when it considers blacklisting conservatives. , , ,
PayPal has blacklisted WikiLeaks, Infowars, conservative commentator and Vice co-founder Gavin McInnes, political activist Tommy Robinson, investigative journalist Laura Loomer, blogger Roosh V, free speech social network Gab, YouTube alternative BitChute, and a black metal music label.
Robert Spencer’s Jihad Watch, and Pamela Geller’s American Freedom Defense Initiative were also temporarily blacklisted by PayPal, before being reinstated.


The SPLC is a far left organization that has long since been of any societal  value as it MAY have been when in began.

There have been a few successful lawsuits against the SPLC and a few more may be in the works.

No fewer than 60 organizations branded “hate groups” or otherwise attacked by the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) are considering legal action against the left-wing smear factory, a Christian legal nonprofit leader confirmed to PJ Media on Tuesday. He suggested that the $3 million settlement and apology the SPLC gave to Maajid Nawaz and his Quilliam Foundation on Monday would encourage further legal action.

“We haven’t filed anything against the SPLC, but I think a number of organizations have been considering filing lawsuits against the SPLC, because they have been doing to a lot of organizations exactly what they did to Maajid Nawaz,” Mat Staver, founder and chairman of Liberty Counsel, told PJ Media on Tuesday.



American Leftists are totalitarians.

There can be no dissent.

They can’t win with their ideas.