Rule Five: There’s A Nip In The Air……

I hate cold weather.

For me, Illinois sucks. Brutal winters, damp and cold spring and fall.

If I am lucky, I get 3 months of sweltering hot !!!! That’s what I like !!

But, the only thing that I like about cold weather is ladies wearing tight sweaters…………….

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Rule Five: Mary Ann

Just a simple one here today.

If you are a gentleman of my age, there is the age old debate of  “Ginger/Mary Ann, Daphne/Velma, Marcia/Jan, Wilma/Betty”

Oddly enough, I don’t choose any of the redheads in that bunch.

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We know Gilligan was gay, he’s eyeballing the coconut cream pie and Skipper is eyeballing the boobies.

Rule Five: “Bridgework Ahead”

There are times when I read things on blogs and I have to think things like, “Why did they tell us that”, “Should they have told us that” or “WOW, I have to rethink reading this blog in the future.”

I don’t think this information will reach any of those levels, but have to wonder ! (The internet is forever and there are no mulligans or do overs)

When I was 15 I went on a church organized canoe trip to the Boundary Waters out of Ely, Minnesota.  I did this trip two years in a row and really enjoyed it a lot.  There were four females and four males on this trip, including one male and one female adult counselor.  On the male side, two of us were 15 and the other was 18 and just graduated high school.  One the female side, all three girls were 18 and just out of high school as well.

Two of the girls were very pretty, the third, I guess you’d have to say she was close to being a “double bagger.”  We had a rare layover and we actually got to spend the day swimming and playing around (more to this story in a different post) and there was a time when one of the (pretty) girls was laying flat on her towel near the edge of the water.  She was tall, close to a six footer, and weighed about 160 pounds.  She wore a bikini that was the style of the day (abt 1978) and the top of her bottoms went right over her pelvic bones.  I did not know at the time that it was called a “Bikini Bridge.”  All I knew that I got a pretty darn good look down her swimsuit !!

Yeah, I know it’s really not that big of a deal except to an extremely introverted, geeky 15 year old, it was magical !

Enjoy !!

 

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Rule Five: 50’s Flashback (NSFW)

I knew that “Bettie Page” had been a  famous model in the 1950’s, but didn’t really know much about her.  A few years ago I saw a movie called “The Notorious Bettie Page.”  It was an interesting story but I rarely trust movies to be completely factual and accurate.

So, I did a DuckDuckGo search and read about 12 different biographies about her including one from her official website.  All of the bios had a very similar central story and facts, but it seemed like each one had a fact or two that the others did not.

For most of the 1950’s, she worked with photographer Irving Klaw and did a lot of S&M, Bondage work including many short films.  Ms. Page also was the centerfold in Playboy 1955.

Nearing the end of the 1950’s, Ms. Page became a born again Christian and stopped modeling.

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Rule Five: “Concert Time”

I have never really been much of a concert goer in my life and I do remember my very first concert.

Summer of 1980 my redheaded girlfriend’s mother worked at a hospital that was involved in promoting a concert and we were given tickets for the concert.

I think it was eight of us that piled into a classic 1970’s behemoth station wagon and made the trip to Poplar Creek to see: Bob Hope and Barbara Eden.

Yep.  Bob Hope and Barbara Eden.

I was getting to spend time with my girlfriend and I couldn’t have cared less as to who the performers were !!!  We were definitely the youngest group of people there.  It was actually a very nice concert.  Barbara Eden sang and she had a pretty good voice and of course, Bob Hope told jokes.  Bob Hope was quite the dirty old man on stage !!!! Not at all like his Christmas specials on TV.

Enjoy some  photos of a pretty lady.

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Stare at the checkered pattern too long and you will get dizzy.

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Such a pretty young lady and some capital cleavage !!!

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I had to select this photo just for the nippleage

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It would appear that Miss Eden managed to avoid doing any nude work in her career.  This is the most erotic photo I could find.  Since I couldn’t find any similar photos to this one, I suspect this may be a fake.  What do you think??