My 10 year old can really appreciate good/bad puns and jokes, so I told her a new one today.
Since she is playing my “straight man”, I gave her this line to deliver: “So what did you do?”
Me: A vagabond came up to me today and said, “I haven’t had a bite in two weeks.”
Daughter: “So what did you do?”
Me: I bit him !!!!!!
STONE COLD SILENCE…………………………………….
My wife asked if she got the joke.
My daughter said “Yes I did, it’s just not funny.”
Daddy’s little girl.
Bacon Time !!!!!! 