Advice to Illinois Drivers

 

1)       It’s Illinois

2)      It’s winter

3)      It snows in winter

4)      Combining 1, 2 and 3, the reasonable conclusion is that it snows in Illinois in winter.

 

If then number 4 above is correct and:

A)     You are afraid to drive in snow

B)      You are not capable of driving in snow

 

THEN STAY THE FUCK OFF THE ROADS !!!!

 

I don’t approve of driving unsafely or recklessly in adverse weather conditions, but just because there is snow on the road doesn’t mean you have to slow down to 10 miles an hour.

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