“Million Mustache March”

Mustache March

On a windswept Presidents Day afternoon, Aaron Perlut unveiled what could be considered his magnum opus: a Million Mustache March set for April Fool’s Day.

Standing before a small crowd of supporters and tourists  who, curious,  had ambled  toward the pro-mustache music blaring from his stage on the U.S. Capitol’s West Lawn, the American Mustache Institute  chairman also rolled out the “Stache Act,” a bill that would provide a $250 tax credit to mustached Americans.

“According to AMI science, we’ve increased mustache growth and thus good looks by 38 percent in this country. But those good looks came at a cost in the form of American-made facial grooming products such as beard and mustache trimmers, facial hair dyes, karate training devices, mayonnaise and dynamite. Indeed, those accoutrements are not free,” Perlut said.

“It is clear that mustache maintenance costs qualify and should be considered a deductible expense related to the production of income underneath Internal Revenue Service Code Section 212, and, hence, the Million Mustache March.”

I’m completely behind this political movement !!


One comment on ““Million Mustache March”

  1. Andrew says:

    I am in! But I won’t make the March…

    You mention Magnum PI…I would nominate Sam Elliot for the official spokesman…and yes I did use the gender specific term SpokesMAN…I suppose this ‘movement’ could have a spokesPERSON or even a spokesWOMAN, but spokesman does fit better, in my not so humble opinion.

    Just remember…’the Dude Abides’…


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