Dispatcher: 911, what is your emergency?
Caller: BACON !!! FIRE !!! FIRE !!!
Dispatcher: Sir? I don’t understand what your emergency is.
Caller: FIRE,FIRE,FIRE !!! BACON BURNING !!!
Dispatcher: Your bacon is on fire sir?
Dispatcher: Burning bacon is not a reason to call 911 sir, good day.
OK, the very sad back story:
Starting off with a nice package of thick cut and very fresh bacon
Adding some brown sugar with fresh ground black pepper
oh, starting to look great !!
And then the Hindenburg crashes into the Titanic !!!!
The picture while surely showing the pain of the lost bacon does not do it justice. I twas horrible !!!
I thought that the way I set the bacon on the grill that the grease would not hit the flames, but guess what, I was wrong.
The “funny” part of this is that my daughter saw all of this and did not want to eat dinner because “I don’t want to eat something you burned and then had water poured on it.” She didn’t know that the other food on the grill was OK.